First Immurement Church
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Weddings
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We offer complete wedding services. Our regulations include full body submersion and food made by the Pastor's Wife. We include verification of ages and you must sign off to legally knowing of food consumption is not okay unless it is. Further complications might not condone the wedding. Sacrificial Bloodletting is not allowed during this ceremony, although after we will pass around the blade after the ceremony.

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Sunday School​
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Sunday School will begin on Thursday of every week, no affiliation to the money of the when the first person built to through immensly. We will be studying various INTENSE and RIGEROUS literature that are not for kids of pure intent. Ages 3 and up are not allowed to be apart of the Sunday School, but they can help on the parts of the week were they must become given time of it.
WE DO NOT ACCEPT: left handers, nose eyes, or unnacceptable behavioral illesquisable temptations of the mind. We must maintain the children quiet and afraid, so no parents with any bouts of joy nor freaisure will be allowed to join. Lunch will be served will be made for only one student, we choose the best candidate for each class, so it is inscribed in each plate with a knife.
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Evening Prayer
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WE DO NOT CONDONE EVENING PRAYERS TO THE PUBLIC. our servilaince equipment will be on 24/7 to catch the person who insists on stealing our evening prayers. WE WILL FIND YOU.
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