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OUR MISSION

HAND, AND SCREAMS AT THE THOUGHT OF EXHALING COMFORTABLY.

Here at the First Immurement Church we believe that the doors to salvation are closed for eternity. The holy one is angry with us humans, we are festering in filth and we must pay the price. We MUST pray for the beginning of time to swallow our feet and take us into its hand of righteousness. The mother of all eyes sees what we have done with our lives, each and every one of us, and has appeared in our dreams in a weeping yellow. She folds into a pill in which we swallow to begin the journey that will end in eternal damnation. If we do not confess our sins and commit to a life of pure misery then we will never be ready to face the flames that will engulf our entire beings. The souls of our preseders are crying behind sheets of wool in fear of the crimes we have committed: sleeping, laughing, and any sexual contact or thought. WE MUST NOT FEEL SAFE. WE HAVE TO REPENT OR ELSE THE WORLD SHALL CRACK INTO THREE PARTS OF PURE FIRE. WE MUST KNEEL BEFORE THE SUN. WE MUST EAT ONLY BOILED VEGETABLES. WE MUST PRAY TO THE HOLY ONE TO FILL OUR SOULS WITH HOT FIREY COALS TO INSURE OUR SKIN WILL BE BURNED ENOUGH TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT OF MAY. ONCE WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR LIVES AND SELVES SELV,ES 

WE CAN FINALLYFINALLYFINALLY BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND HOW IT

LURKES BENEATH ITS EYELIDS, WITH SWORDS IN EACH

HAND, AND SCREAMS AT THE THOUGHT OF EXHALING COMFORTABLY.

HAND, AND SCREAMS AT THE THOUGHT OF EXHALING COMFORTABLY.

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